House of Yes and Risky Business present
Bottomless! Pants Off Dance Off
Check your pants at the door!
Lets face it, we dance better in our panties. Plus, butts of all shapes and sizes are amazing. We want to see your underwear. Or at least your tights. Moving, grooving, doing it... You know.
Cotton spandex blends for life! Breif Cheif! Thong tha-thong thong thong. Granny panties for days.
And you may be saying to yourself “but I don’t have any cute panties for the no pants party!”. DONT WORRY! We got you covered with our Panty Boutique filled with panties of every shape, style size and color. (We’ll even sell you some used panties if you’re into that but it costs extra)
Listen, we get it. It’s cold outside. Don’t worry, we’re turning up the heat and building a Pants-Check so that you can enjoy the freedom of bare legs as you dance to sick beats brought to you by Risky Business.
Ok, ok. I know you may be feeling like you might want to keep your pants on. That’s cool too, we can still be friends. Butt, if you try it you just might like it.
Anyway, it’s a no pants dance off. If that doesn’t make you happy, we don’t know what will.
Butt-Jazzling (Beauty Parlor for your other cheeks!)
Spank Station (for those who love a rosy rump)
Underwear Boutique (you can never have too many options)
// Music by Risky Business:
Benny Soto & Mike Nervous 10-12
Aiden Jude 12-1
Heather M 1-2
Danny Espinal 2-3
Agent Orange 3-4
Alex Raouf 10-1
**Vibe Managers Note: Although tempting, do NOT grab, touch or spank butts without asking the owner of the butt first and getting their enthusiastic YES! Its called consent and we’re really into it at House of Yes. Behave in the land of the behinds or we will promptly escort you to the street, probably without your pants