Introducing: UNTER BATHS
From Ridgewood’s finest sweat-box connoisseurs, UNTER BATHS was established to provide the discerning New York rave-bather and their like-minded freikörper-comrades with spa-adjacent services and lifestyle necessities for a wide variety of radical self-care regimens from serene steaming to tranquil tweaking and any genre of hardcore pampering in between!
Our professional services and sauna specialties include (but are not limited to): intimate waxing, internal massage, deep colon hydrotherapy, hole-istic rejuvenaysh, ass-tral projection, full-body she-weed wraps, Heaux-tox injections, and a wide array of state-of-the-art mineral masks and protein facials (be sure and ask about our 2-for-1 two-face special!). From new beginnings to happy endings, we’ve got you covered for wipe downs, clean ups, and jackin’ body werk of all types!
After exploring UNTER BATHS, don’t forget to stop by Our Gift Shop where our creative team has assembled a thoughtfully-curated collection of tools, treats, and must-have tchotchkes to pamper and delight you and your crew this holiday season.
Steam you soon!
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